Sunday, March 22, 2009

New.

Pulse: I thought I'd update this once a month, at least. I promise.

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Hello all.

Am blogging here now.
Ever since I've started work.
Some posts I've made it private, for me and my loved ones only.
Hope you dont mind?

Monday, September 22, 2008

Aherm aherm

Pulse: Ignore the previous post. People wont let me die in peace.
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Do to popular demand * aiseh I is so awesome *, I have decided to re-open this weblog.
And not blog in it till I create another site add. ( wait lah k, ongoing ) * Update : Actually it's all done just that I dont like blogging at home because there's not enough working space and I hate the tap tap tap sound the keyboard makes damn I dont like PCs and I dont like my mum breathing down my neck asking what I'm doing not sweeping the floor wtf *

And besides.

Bloggers can NEVER give up blogging one I tell you.

Testing. Testing.

C ya soon. I hope.

Friday, August 29, 2008

The Finish Line

Pulse: I'm still having nitemares about Matthew's death. Swimming in the pool at nite just doesnt feel right anymore.


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The past:

1. I am so tanned Chinese bank officers talk to me in BM.

2. Did a full body checkup..for FREE! At the gov. polyclinic. Ahhh..one of the nice things of working for the gov. I get free dental care too ( perfect teeth too aherm ).

3. Rojak in Btu sucked big time. SUCK. Actually everything here sucks except the pool and the kolok mee.

4. I have Hepatitis B antibody. Hooray. Means I can work happily as a Dr. ( Yes loh Drs with Hepatitis gantung kerja wan you know )

5. Done with blogging.

The future:

1. Leaving for KK this Sunday for a week. To enjoy cheap nice seafood yay. Dont know if the mountains are still as I remembered it :)

2. Facial. Dental scaling. Eyebrow plucking. Hair rebonding. Beauty regime before work eh.

3. Ah yes. 2+3 with the gov. The BIG BOSS. I am like, scared shitless man.

4. They tell me housemen wear ugly Bata/Croc shoes so we can RUN FASTER TO ANSWER calls omg. And no makeup. And fugly clothes or else your patient will complain you distract them. And unkept hair. They tell me thats the norm wtf??!! ( I want to be housewife!! )

5. No more blogging.

The present:

Scrouching the www for 50 year old caucasian male who wants to marry 25 year old asian wife who loves cooking, interior decor, photography blablabla and migrate to Indo.

The End.


P.S: I am not active in FB. Please add me in friendster!!! I am damn active there. :D Coz I like simplicity. And of course stalking you people annonymously ehehe.

P.P.S : This blog will be inactive on the 31st August 2008. Please take note.

P.P.P.S: Will you ever miss me ? :)


Goodbye. It's been good knowing you.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

How do you deal with the death of someone you knew?

Pulse: Life. Is so short. Really it is. Sometimes I fear a side of me, the side that loves adventures and learning new things will die off one day too.

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I am devastated.
Yesterday at the pool was chit chatting with some lifeguard friends and they told me such saddening news!
That my diving instructor passed away many months ago while I was still in Russia!
And I knew nothing of his death till yesterday!
I feel so sad! And heartbroken!
I dont know how to react to his death!
How do you deal with the death of someone you once knew??? And talked to? And laughed with? HOW?
The story: he was working underwater trying to repair the engines of one of the submarines ( or some underwater boat I'm really not sure) with another friend when the strong current plus strong turbines sucked them in OMG!!!
I am horrified.
And my heart is aching typing this.
So they were stuck and no one knew what was happening underwater so he let go one his tank ( to float up to surface as a signal for help ) and they had to share a tank between themselves. Which didnt last even for an hour. OMG.
STUPID PEOPLE ON LAND SAW THE FLOATED TANK AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHY THEY SO STUPID WHERE THEY TRAIN ONE I AM SO ANGRY!!! ALL THEY DID WAS SAY EH? WHY THE TANK FLOAT UP NO MORE AIR KAH HELLO CALL 911 LAH STUPID ASSHOLES YOU JUST KILLED TWO PEOPLE HAPPY LAH NOW????
Sigh.
So poor them waited underwater till they ran out of oxygen and just...died. Just like that.
Imagine the impending doom of knowing the tank is running out of oxygen. And that your limbs are stuck inside the turbines and you're hurt and bleeding out...
OMG my heart hurts like hell.
And they couldnt get them out from the turbines until 3 days later. My instructor's instructor had to fly in from Sabah to get him out. Which by the time he was already bloated to 3 times his original size.
My heart very painful.
Sigh. Why.
I cant help thinking of how he must have felt at that time. In pain. Delusional. Scared. A lot of fear.
I'm so sorry. I really am.
Rest in peace, Matthew..

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Complaint post

Pulse: Dear Datuk Tony, I hope you google and find this blog.
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THIS. is what they show on THE MENU. yummy.

THIS. is how it was WHEN IT CAME.

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....and THIS. is how it was WHEN I OPENED IT.


WTF????

DAMN MISERABLE HOKAY

LE MISERABLE SEE I CAN TYPE IN FRENCH SOMEMORE

AIR ASIA BIG CHEAT PAY ME BACK MY MONEY !!


Bali Haven D2

Pulse: We share the same sun. Yet I felt so much happier in Bali. I think I want to migrate there. Be sun kissed everyday. I can get use to that :)
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Hotel buffet breakfast

Alex and I

Up the mountains for lunch: more photos disappeared so aiyah

Caryn and I: volcano behind

The group : i so damn short kan?

Souvenier shopping

Then visited a temple where you had to wear sarong: playing with holy water

Your temptress :D

Your girlfriend

Poise

Picturesque

Dunno why they brought us to visit the sawah and asked me to carry the padi

Dinner was bebek denkil ( dirty duck)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Bali Sunkissed Beaches D3

Pulse: Just came back from dinner with the gang in Sarawak. Food ah. Ma ma dei lah. Where's my banana leaf rice?


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A lot of great pics are missing. Grrrr. But here are some anyways.

Before parasailing

Before jetskiing

Before fly-fishing

Before banana-boating


Caryn and I. I love this girl man


Dreamland beach

i.heart.caryn

Me in short sundress

Crashing waves

girlfriends.

candid-ed.

meilee, caryn, mel, yoyo


monstrous waves bali has: alex sucked in

Story: I rode the waves. and it threw me off. and i scraped my left buttcheek. damn painful hokay.its sand and corals leh. big fat bruise.


sand art





sun bathing to death

with spf 8 tanning oil

Before my spa and massage

Fresh after 2 hours of massage and spa

Local food: looking radiant and rejuvenated not?








Bali Island of the Gods D4

Pulse: So many people leaving soon! Will miss all of you dearly Ryan, Pei, Caryn, Mr.C ! Life will be so different without your presence!
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Last day before the flight home. Spent the morning at the hotel's compound.

Selamat datang

Your girlfriend : dont ask me why I'm wearing a tablecloth. THIS IS A DAMN FCUKING EXPENSIVE TABLECLOTH FROM MOSCOW OK?

Yoyo and I

Hotel pool

Splashy


My kungfu kick

Backflip

Obscene starfish kick

Nice kick

Bikini kick


Temple kick?

I look damn fat in my bikini aiyah

Fatness.

Ehehe. My surfer boy

Throw me

My best buys : 3 giraffes. 1 for the lawyer and 2 for myself. Love them to bits. Even got their own seat u know :D




Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bali Utopia D1

Pulse: I want MY photos dammit. They are MINE.

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We arrived late afternoon so there wasnt much to do except check in and settle down.

I am a millionaire in Indonesia. I like.

Lunch. What on earth is a juice wortel?

Hotel pool.

After a change of attire we head of to Tanah Lot far far away ( actually a lot of places in Bali far far away wan) to visit their temple...

...to witness the sun set ...






..their temple structures..






..old man posing for me


...waves crashing..


...naked aussies.. ( not very hard to get use to :D )








But it's really more of the great sunset :D. This is my fav photo btw



Sometimes I wish we can see more of this in our home country.



Old men loooorrrveee posing for me :D



Dinner in Jimbaran Puri: Caryn and I

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

2 days with the lawyer

Pulse: I cant believe it. The photos I took ARE NOT WITH ME. But they're myyyyyyyyy photossss from MY CAMERA WOH <---whine whine whine.
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Spent some quality time with the lawyer and his family before I round up my short holiday. We went car hunting for the perfect one for me ( for work ).

I kindda like this. Aherm. Must marry someone who can menyara me hello.

Dinner at some Thai BBQ.





Fish spa. Damn geli.

Unhalal shoes in Pull and Bear. Huh?

Dessert. :D



JB with him

Pulse: It's all in the genes.

My dad has this really funny theory about the olympians. He tells me the blacks are great runners because they grew up being chased by lions and leopards and cheetahs in Africa. And that they cannot swim or dive or do any water sports because the African rivers were infested with man eating crocodiles.



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So after a few days in KL I jumped on the Konsortium and took a 4 hour ride to JB to visit Pei and his family.



Visited the sleepy fisherman's village Kukup.

Picturesque: like Kampung Ayer in Labuan

Belacan!

Brick houses on stilts!!!!
Really wan! Walau!
Even temples!

Dont believe me?!!

Saw this..

...people cleaning jellyfish inards for export!

Harhar...Singaporeans now you know where your 'cold plate' comes from :D

Hemsem not


Pretty not: took this off a video actually. Love my sun-kissed olive skin not? I damn put a lot of tanning oil in Indo.
Danga bay at nite


I have a thing for carousels

Cruiseline: his sis and I

Damn syiok sendiri wan
P/S : Food in JB very chun!

More of the Mines.

Pulse: Sorry, busy really. Realllllyyyyy.


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Then I shifted to stay with a friend who, yes, stays right behind the Mines. Which was romantic in a way wait I'll tell you later why.




Opposite was Dr. Mahathir's house. Hmm.



See. Romantic kan. Who goes for breakfast on a boat wan?


Later in the evening we went party hopping ahaha. Not club parties though. Birthday parties!!

More like a gathering for ex-uni mates.

Jazly's 25th. With sparklers!! And he wore a blue ribbon that said 'birthday boy' :D

Syl, Me, Fern

Waffles brunch in KLCC before a movie the next day


Tony with his Rotiboy after the movies

I cant believe this. I woke up at 530am. YES 530am in the morn ON MY VACATION just so we can hitch a ride to AMPANG FOR THEIR NASI LEMAK WTF. Legendary, konon I'm told.

Headed to MV for another movie. We are so freaky. had some juice works before that. which came with a free wheatgrass shot. eww. so I gave it to jeewa. who was down with flu so he took it happily, believing that wheatgrass has got a lot of medicinal values. Aherm.

I wish you can see his facial expression when he drank it. We all took a sip, btw. Just so I know how it tasted. Errr..let's say I shall keep being carnivorous.

Met up with PeiS who's going HK the next day

Capt/Dr.Prem, me, may, mic, jeewa, tharani ( accidentally saw may and mic while shopping )

Kajang for satay

Dinner it was

The next day's breakfast. I am very deprived of my banana leaf rice in Russia and Sarawak God help me.


It is sensational. Trust me. Believe me.
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT~!




Sunday, August 17, 2008

KL with her.

Pulse: I told everyone I know my dream occupation is to be a housewife. There, I said it.



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Morning started out with our own appointments and then we sidetracked to have rojak on our way to lunch.




I think I love roadside food :D


Looking at the lunch menu


Spoiled for choices


She looking very excited also

Teaching you how to eat properly: first take a piece of lettuce...

...then a piece of radish...

...add on some 'liao'..

Yes lah it is very nice wan.


So many side dishes!

BBQ beef

BBQ lamb

Finished!

Went rockclimbing in camp 5. the handwashing liquid so cute kan?

Rustic. She says.

Fugly shoes.

Top of my head

Me on top


Someone on top

She going.

Gone.

Posing.

Thinking whether I should jump.

I did.

Cicak

Dinner in Sushi groove

Love the cozy, inviting ambience

Me in background

Groovy price. Groovy place. Groovy sushi. Lovin' it.
And that's why I love spending time with her. Appreciate your time and planning girl. I'm like, liking the fact I'm on your to-do list hehe. I owe u dinner woh. Lots of love.

Moscow : one last round

Pulse: Oh yeah about the dresses. Unlikely as it may be, I found sensational cocktail dresses in Sg.Wang, by our own local designers like Zang Toi, Eclipse, and surprisingly even by a personal boutique called M2.



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Visited Moscow for the last time before I boarded the plane home bound to Malaysia. Accompanied Jane to the embassy to retrieve her passport.

Centre of Moscow. So it's said.

Changing of the guards.

Moscow State Uni.

Impressive.


Entrance. We couldnt enter without their student cards.

Hey I found out where I live :D

Thailand.

Home: and my experience in Putrajaya.






More to come...


Saturday, August 16, 2008

Finally, home.

Pulse: Movie's I've watched:
1. 21 ( Thai Airways )
2. Horton heard a who ( Thai Airways )
3. The mummy ( MV GSC )
4. X-files ( MV GSC )
5. Forgetting Sarah Marshall ( TGV KLCC )
6. Meet Dave ( MV GSC )
7. Wall.E ( TGV KLCC )

...all in the span of 2 weeks. I wanted to make full use of my student card before it expires in Dec.

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Back. Home.
Shall rest, unpack, talk crap, savor sarawakian local food, edit some photos and write a good finale for this blog, hokay?

Lots of love.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

OMG I put on 5 Kgs.

Putting on weight from all the mamak maggie goreng, roti canai, chapati, nan, tosai, banana leaf rice kajang satays, fastfood and whatnots.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Hello Again

Pulse: Olympics opening ceremony was cool or not? Cool kan?

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Blogging from the Mines.
Tired. Exhausted.
But loving every minute every second.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Living It. Loving it.

Pulse: I changed my mind about Thailand. Now I'm in love with Indonesia.

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Blogging from my girlfriend's.
So sorry for the long absence..was away on vacay!!!
And it was fun fun FUN all the way.
Am still on vacay and there's still so much to do so I'll update with photos and a good story when I return back to Sarawak hokay?

*Spoiler: Rock climbing in Camp 5 tomorrow so catch you there if you're around :)

Loves!

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Something quick.

Pulse: Shopping: Ask me, where you can get the MOST PHENOMENAL dresses at the MOST AFFORDABLE prices for poor girls like me, and I CAN tell you. Awesome. I.heart.dresses I tell you.

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1. Malaysian public transport is such a hassle.
2. So is Malaysian weather. God.help.me.
3. Getting breakouts and rashes because of that!! Time to bail.
4. Second time glow-in-the-dark bowling. First was in Sutera harbour KK, 2000.
5. The Mummy was errrr...not as good as Mummy 1 and 2. A chinese mummy just doesnt make the cut, in my opinion.
6. My sis-in-law is SO tall! ( I'm not short! I have an un-expressed tall gene! Like how Jess puts it )
7. I absolutely heart heart hearttttttt my sis-in-law.
8. She is one great girl.
9. Did I tell you I love my sis-in-law??
10. Life's good. :D

Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday nite

Pulse: I think, I talk fast because my impulses fire at an incredible rate. :)

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Gawd.
Just came back from yoyo-ing between the complexes in Putrajaya.
You cannot believe how impossible it is to not have your own vehicle here. I got ripped off so many times by their cabbies I think I can go to heaven by doing so much charity today.
But what to do. You want to go to your destination ASAP, that's how it is.
So I go to the SPA this morning, to clear my documents in preparation for work as a slave for the government wtf intern for the next 5 years or so. I wake up super early, have a nutritionous breakfast down the hostel and head off to Putrajaya. The cabbie from the 1st cab was a super old ah pek I think past retirement age. Who, unfortunately, has really bad eyesight and cannot read the address I shoved to his face. Which, in the end, ended up me having to direct him to the place I want to be at ( hey hello I know how to go just I dont know how to drive here ok? ). He made a few wrong turns and sweared a lot but he got me there in time and I'm happy enough lah.
Back in Russia I've already made many copies of the documents I think they may need. But as life would have it, I missed one very important document but I am not frazzled because hello since I thought I was at Malaysia's 'MOST PRESTIGOUS ADMINISTRATIVE DEPT' I assume a photocopying machine would be at a stone's throw.
YEAH RIGHT.
You have to start wondering WHERE are all the machines. And none of them offered to just walk into their office to photocopy 1 set for me aiyah. These people. Impossible. So I have to walkkkkk allll around looking for a machine and in the end found one in their library ( you know how hard to find the library or not??). Goodness. Anyway, that's that. There still some papers to hand in and fill up and what nots but I think I'll let my lawyer do that ( fellar on holiday coz his birthday ).
Then thinking I have soooo much time before I go shopping, I waited for the NadiPutra bus thats supposed to bring me to the Putrajaya Central but I wait and I wait and I wait and I got so hot and thirsty I flagged down a cab, which, yes again, as life would have it, ripped me off kao kao ( INDIAN!!!! ) because I look like stupid traveler that cannot speak BM. Why ah? I am chinese what. Why everyone in every store that I enter speakee England to me??
Well....here I am! Updating on my blog when I should go catch a movie or grab a drink with Ryan. I miss it mah. :)
Update: Hokay! Great time in Hartamas with girlfriend having juice and girly talk yay!
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